Driving, and just that is obviously not fun enough. I always try and spice my experience up with antics, such as racing people off the line, dancing, waving, awesome tunes, and winking. Thus far here are some of the things I have learned:
1. If you initiate with a cold stare, there are very few people that will turn down a race off the line.
2. Racing isn't about winning. It is about making people think you are a B.A. before you lose.
3. If you lose a race, you cannot make up for it by passing the car that just beat you going 30 mph over the speed limit. That's just stupid.
4. I make a lot of people uncomfortable by waving at them. Unless I'm in a farm town, then a lot of people make me uncomfortable by waving at me.
5. People hate waving back, because they are angry about something... probably that I am so busy waving that I don't realize the light is green... and then I get mad because I realize that someone just beat me off the line.
6. If you wave at a pretty girl, she will smile, and pretend she doesn't see you. This is because she thinks you are into her. But what she doesn't realize is that you just waved at the fifty year old man behind her too. This is proof that pretty girls are aware that they are pretty.
7. Dancing to Ratatat, while stopped at a light next to someone makes them very uncomfortable. They put all of their will power into keeping their head straight, but it is obvious that they are aware of you. It is made obvious by the veins popping out of their head, in the effort to keep their heads straight.
8. Listening to 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' with the windows down, and winking at the ladies doesn't get you anywhere. Trust me. It absolutely gets you nowhere.
I love having fun in the car. Otherwise I'd probably be in such a hurry that I'd be speeding around Arvada like an idiot. Please don't be an idiot on the road. You're not going to get anywhere that much faster and you are passing up a huge opportunity to have fun.
Wow! What if we were all as cool as this guy:
But since we aren't, we can make up for it by wearing one of these bad boys:
http://www.campuscustoms.com/brotally/
Have an amazing day!
3 comments:
I know first hand that dancing to Ratatat is freakin sweet. One of my most beloved memories with you Sean, wont ever forget it.
sean! you are truly so funnny! please come out and visit me and we can do wacky things to southern california drivers and then write funny blogs about it.
sean.
you need to update. i expect a nice, long blog about camp. i want to hear all about it. and i want to hear if you met any cool people from CA who dont like happy feet. if you do...hook me up with them! hahahahahaha.
okay...update sean! update!
or...i'll make a post dedicated to you on my blog with a pic that you hate...hahahahahaha.... wont that be fun?
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